Oscar Night Worthy Bites

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It’s Oscar night and I got nothing, except a few reruns. But these reruns are in syndication and worth it.

Where will you be tonight? At a fancy Oscar party?  What will you wear? And, who do you most want to get dreamy about?

I’m going to pull a Paris Hilton stays in to watch the Academy Awards and lay across my heavenly bed with my long haired chihuahua, Jinkie, sipping champagne and pretending my live-in maid is serving me.  I’ll have to dim the lights because my husband doesn’t look much like a gal named Hazel, but a girl can dream. After all dreams are what the Oscars are all about.

I think this is the night that all the skinny girls who starved for weeks should open their mouths widely and deeply and shovel some food in.   To you starving skinny Hollywood beauties, I say, “Who cares if Monday morning you find yourself a whole size larger. A size in the my  world is equivalent to at least six sizes in yours. Seriously, my jeans can stretch for a good six pound weight gain, but in your world, a six ounce gain deems your wardrobe unwearable. Just remember that you are an expert in shedding the weight and Monday’s starving day and 4 hour power workout will get you back in your size subzero in no time at all. Now if you happen to be one of the heftier gals in the Hollywood crowd, take one of your skinny sisters aside and show her how to eat. Don’t worry, Michelle Obama is nowhere in sight; you don’t need to include a vegetable on the plate.”

Just to get you started, here are some dishes I think are award winning with just enough fuss to qualify for stardom.

Fruity Nutty Carrot Soup

Crostini with Edamame Avocado Spread

Parmesan Crusted Lamp Chops

Handmade Tarragon Pasta, Chanterelle Mushrooms

Purple Potatoes with Blue Cheese

Blackberry Shallot Jam  Crostini with Crispy Prosciutto

Honey Goat Cheese Crostini with Tomato, Orange and Basil

French Tomato Tart

Grilled Pizza with Pears and Fig Jam

Red and Golden Beet Crostini with Goat Cheese and Honey

Meatballs with Savory Blueberry and Pear Compote

Scarlett O’Hara Raspberry Pie

Vanilla Buttermilk Pie

Chocolate Ribbon Cupcakes

Individual French Raspberry Tarts

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15 Comments

  1. Angela, I LOVE your blog and recipes! Girl we gotta get together. We can have fun sipping on wine,enjoying fabulous food,laughter and great conversation! So glad we
    met at the gathering! TTYS!!!!

  2. Oh you are just so cute, with your own way of celebrating the Oscars..hehe, you just make me laugh all the way until I see your roundup of the food worthy for the Oscars!:P What a lovely collection you’ve put together πŸ˜€

  3. Hi SpinachTiger,

    I found your site just a couple days ago and subscribed immediately. I love your taste and sense of humor, thank you for such amazing looking recipes I can’t wait to try everything!

    Heather πŸ™‚

  4. Looks lovely Angela!! I’m with you…dimmed lights, no maid, but I can dream! I’m not sure what noshes will be here, but there will be some of some ilk!

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